In a move that reeks of desperation and a blatant disregard for irony, adult entertainer Bonnie Blue has taken to social media to impart her expertise on how women can keep their husbands from straying. Yes, you read that right – a woman who has built a career on objectifying herself and engaging in reckless, boundary-pushing behavior on platforms like OnlyFans now fancies herself as a relationship guru.

Let's be real, Bonnie – your credentials are dubious at best. With a reputation for boasting about outlandish sex feats, including the unsubstantiated claim of bedding over 1,000 men in a single day (because, surely, that's a thing), it's a wonder anyone would take your advice seriously. And yet, you persist in peddling your brand of pseudo- wisdom, seemingly oblivious to the glaring contradictions and hypocrisies that define your public persona.

Your TikTok video, replete with trite, superficial advice on how wives can prevent their husbands from cheating, was met with the scorn and ridicule it so rightly deserved. Viewers were quick to call out your glaring lack of credibility, pointing out the absurdity of seeking relationship guidance from someone who has made a career out of commodifying their body and exploiting their own vulnerabilities on OnlyFans.

But what's even more galling is the fact that your own marriage (or alleged marriage – more on that later) appears to be on shaky ground. Reports suggest that your husband, Ollie, is not only furious with your antics but also estranged from you, which raises the very pertinent question: who are you to offer advice on relationships when your own is struggling to stay afloat?

And then, of course, there's the issue of your marital status, which you've seen fit to contradict in the comments section of your own video. Insisting that you've never been married, despite multiple reports suggesting that you tied the knot with Ollie in 2022, only adds to the perception that you're a less-than-reliable source of information. Are we supposed to believe that you're some kind of relationship expert when you can't even keep your own story straight?

Internet sleuths have, naturally, been digging deeper, uncovering evidence that suggests you and Ollie may still be in contact, despite your claims to the contrary. Whether or not this is true, one thing is certain: your attempts to position yourself as a trusted authority on marriage and relationships are falling flat, and for good reason.

So, Bonnie, here's a piece of advice: stick to what you know best – objectifying yourself for the sake of attention and notoriety on OnlyFans. Leave the relationship guidance to those who have actually earned the right to dispense it, and spare us the hypocrisy of pretending to be something you're not. No one needs your brand of self-serving, pseudo-expertise, least of all the women you're so cynically attempting to counsel.